[I’m not even sure where I originally got this from. A Google search turns up nothing. If anyone recognizes it, feel free to point me to the original source]

1. I will worship the Lord my God and Him only
2. I will not worship anything I can but at Best Buy or Barnes and Noble, control with a remote, read on the Internet, carry in a bucket, or shake hands with
3. I will call on the name of the Lord for all my needs
4. I will take the time I need to rest and worship
5. I will find ways to honor my parents
6. I will show respect for all life, and will do what I can to not harm any human life
7. I will respect the holiness of my marriage, and keep sexual purity in action and thought
8. I will respect the property of others
9. I will speak the truth about others and will not allow my feelings about them keep me from recognizing the truth
10. I will be content with what I have, and rejoice in the good fortune of others