A bit of biblical humor

A bit tired and slightly brain dead… I’m in the mood for some bad jokes! Here are some biblical jokes I’ve heard over the years:

Q. Where do we find a baseball game in the Bible?
A. Genesis 1:1 “In the big inning…”

Q. Where do we find a tennis game in the Bible?
A. Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. (Although now I can’t find a verse that says that… any help?)

Q. Where do we find a football game?
A. The Israelites passed over Jordan. (Gotta go KJV on that one)

Q. Where do we find a sports car?
A. Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.

Q. How do we know the apostles drove a Honda?
A. They were of one Accord.

OK, that’s enough from me. What are some of the jokes you’ve heard?

12 thoughts on “A bit of biblical humor

  1. Barry Wiseman

    They were are IN one Accord! You can’t drive it unless you’re IN it! Some professors just can’t tell jokes… LOL ;-)

    Shortest person in the Bible was not Zaccheus but Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).

    Joshua was an orphan. He was the son of Nun. Or does that mean he was born a Catholic? :-) Can’t remember which former youth group member to attribute the latter part to.

  2. Janice Garrison

    I couldn’t find the one about Joseph serving in Pharaoh’s court either. Perhaps it came from Gen 41:41 in a round about way.

    I do know Joseph was the straightest man in the bible, because Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.

    Grace and Peace my friend. :)

  3. nick gill

    Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
    A: Pharaoh’s daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.

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