Heroic Man Builds Oreo Separator

After the hatchet blade is lowered to split the Oreo, a pair of mechanical arms are dispatched to collect the cookie halves, which are transferred to a router table where the creme is removed.

Cops: Florida Man, 36, Assaulted Teen Relative With Taco Bell Burrito

Brown then allegedly threw the burrito “with force” at the victim, striking the boy in the face with the fast food item. While interviewing the teen, cops noted that he had “burrito cheese, sauce and meat all over his clothing and face.”

TV show host faints while teaching importance of oxygen

A TV host had a scary moment when she fainted on air on a Croatian kid’s show, “School Hour.” The theme of the day: the importance of oxygen.

Suspect ‘butt dials’ 911 during drug deal near police

An emergency dispatcher got the call just after midnight and heard what she thought was a drug deal, said officer Aaron Christopherson. The dispatcher tracked the phone’s GPS signal and it led officers to an alley about a block away from the police department.

FAA investigates ‘Harlem Shake’ skit on Frontier flight

As for the FAA’s interest, the agency tells KUSA 9 News of Denver it’s concerned about whether the plane was at a safe altitude for passengers to be out of their seats and moving about the cabin.

Lionheart’s heart smelled sweet for heaven, scientists find

The heart of the Lionheart was embalmed with daisy, myrtle, mint and frankincense, kept sweet-smelling in saintly fashion in hope of speeding King Richard of England’s ascent to heaven.