A bit tired and slightly brain dead… I’m in the mood for some bad jokes! Here are some biblical jokes I’ve heard over the years:
Q. Where do we find a baseball game in the Bible?
A. Genesis 1:1 “In the big inning…”
Q. Where do we find a tennis game in the Bible?
A. Joseph served in Pharaoh’s court. (Although now I can’t find a verse that says that… any help?)
Q. Where do we find a football game?
A. The Israelites passed over Jordan. (Gotta go KJV on that one)
Q. Where do we find a sports car?
A. Joshua’s Triumph was heard throughout the land.
Q. How do we know the apostles drove a Honda?
A. They were of one Accord.
OK, that’s enough from me. What are some of the jokes you’ve heard?
They were are IN one Accord! You can’t drive it unless you’re IN it! Some professors just can’t tell jokes… LOL ;-)
Shortest person in the Bible was not Zaccheus but Nehemiah (knee-high-miah).
Joshua was an orphan. He was the son of Nun. Or does that mean he was born a Catholic? :-) Can’t remember which former youth group member to attribute the latter part to.
Barry,
The shortest man was actually the Roman soldier that slept on his watch.
I couldn’t find the one about Joseph serving in Pharaoh’s court either. Perhaps it came from Gen 41:41 in a round about way.
I do know Joseph was the straightest man in the bible, because Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
Grace and Peace my friend. :)
I hadn’t heard the one about Joseph being the straightest man. That’s good!
Q: Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
A: Noah; he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
I am not sure if I should laugh or spend many hours in prayer for you, Sir Archer. I shall do both!
Q: Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A: Pharaoh’s daughter; she went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.
no, no, no the shortest man in the Bible was one of Job’s friends, Bildad the Shoe-height
Q: Who was the first drug addict in the Bible?
A: Nebuchadnezzar; he was on grass for seven years.
Q: Why won’t we drink milk in the new world?
A: Because, at the Second Coming, there will be udder destruction.
Why aren’t women allowed to use the coffe machine at church? Hebrews!
OH THAT’S AWFUL!
Q: Why shouldn’t Christians watch TV?
A: At the transfiguration, Jesus said, “Tell the vision to no one.”