OK, continuing with tradition here in The Kitchen, it’s Bad Joke Friday. Among other things, I’m wanting to record some of the silly humor I grew up with. Today, let’s talk about elephant jokes.

My sisters used to tell elephant jokes. I, being the youngest, laughed heartily. I didn’t understand a one of them.

Now I see why.

Q. How do you get four elephants into a VW bug?*
A. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q. How do you get four giraffes into a VW bug?
A. First you take out the elephants…

Q. How can you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A. There are footprints in the butter. [No, I’m sorry. Age hasn’t helped that one. I still don’t get it.]

Q. How can you tell if there are four elephants in your refrigerator?
A. Their VW bug is parked outside the door.

Q. How many legs do elephants have?
A. Four. Two in the front, two in the back.

Q. What do elephants do at 5 p.m.?
A. They jump out of trees.
Q. Why are pygmies so short?
A. They walk through the jungle at 5 p.m.

Q. What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
A. Time to build a new fence.

Q. Why do ducks have flat feet?
A. To stamp out forest fires.
Q. Why do elephants have flat feet?
A. To stamp out flaming ducks.

Q. What is the difference between a dozen eggs and an elephant?
A. If you don’t know, I’m not going to send you to the store for a dozen eggs.

Q. How do you get down from an elephant?
A. You don’t! You get down from a duck.

Had enough? If not, check out the Elephant Joke page on Wikipedia.

*In Argentina, it was a Fiat 600 when they told the jokes