A few years ago, for a sermon, I came up with a list of hymns for the egotist. Here are some of the ones I thought of:

• How Great I Art
  
• Now I Lift My Name on High
  
• I Exalt Me
  
• I Need Me Every Hour
  
• I Love Me Lord
  
• Just As I Want
  
• Just a Little Talk With Myself
  
• O, To Be Like Me
  
• Praise Me! Praise Me!
  
• There is None Like Me
  
• Let Me Have My Way With Me
  
• Have Mine Own Way

This of course plays off of an old list of “honest songs” that has made it around the Internet:

• A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
• Above Average is Thy Faithfulness
• All Hail the Influence of Jesus’ Name
• Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
• Be Thou My Hobby
• Blessed Hunch
• Blest Be the Tie That Doesn’t Cramp My Style
• Fill My Spoon, Lord
• Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
• God of Taste, and God of Stories
• He’s Quite a Bit to Me
• I Lay My Inappropriate Behavior on Jesus
• I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
• I Surrender Some
• I’m Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
• It Is My Secret What God Can Do
• Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee
• Just As I Pretend to Be
• Lift Every Voice and Intellectualize
• My Faith Looks Around for Thee
• My Hope is Built on Nothing Much
• O, God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
• Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
• Oh, How I Like Jesus
• Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
• Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow
• Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord is Come
• Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
• Special, Special, Special
• Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
• Stick Nearby, It’s Getting Dark Outside
• Sweet Five Minutes of Prayer
• Take My Life and Let Me Be
• There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
• There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
• We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
• We Give Thee but Still Think We Own
• What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
• When Peace, Like a Trickle
• When the Saints Go Sneaking In
• Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

Want to add to the list?