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Choosing silence over song

As I’ve said before, I take singing seriously. I don’t believe in singing to get the congregation quiet. I don’t believe that talking during a song is any more acceptable than holding a conversation during a prayer. (especially since many songs are prayers)

I try to pay attention to the words when I sing. I do my best to avoid singing things I don’t really believe or agree with. I don’t hold anybody else to my choices; I’m not offended if someone wants to sing something I choose not to (unlike the producers of Sacred Selections of the Church, who saw it necessary to “correct” the words to many hymns. My friends in college used to call that hymnal “Scared Selections”)

For example, our Spanish hymnal at church has two hymns that talk about the new Jerusalem having streets of gold and a sea of crystal. Problem is, in Revelation, those two things are mutually exclusive. That is, when the new Jerusalem appears with its streets of gold, the sea no longer exists. I prefer not to sing that one.

There’s another one in Spanish that talks about Christians always smiling, even when bad things happen. I’m a believer in consistent joy, but that doesn’t mean we’re always smiling. There is room for “weep with those who weep” in the Christian life.

Here’s a few others:

  • “I want a mansion, a robe and a crown…”—The whole “Mansion Over The Hilltop” has questionable lyrics, but that line really gets me. That’s not where my focus is. I want to be in the presence of God; anything He chooses to give me beyond that won’t really matter at that point.
  • “The Evergreen Valley”—Maybe someone can point me to something in the Bible about such a place. Until then, I’ll just smile and listen.
  • “May Your kingdom be established in our praises”—Sorry, I don’t even know what that line is supposed to mean. I’d just as soon not sing it.

There are others, but I guess you get the drift. What about you? Any lyrics that you are uncomfortable singing?

Great Songs of Me and Honest Hymns

Great Songs of MeA few years ago, for a sermon, I came up with a list of hymns for the egotist. Here are some of the ones I thought of:

  • How Great I Art
  • Now I Lift My Name on High
  • I Exalt Me
  • I Need Me Every Hour
  • I Love Me Lord
  • Just As I Want
  • Just a Little Talk With Myself
  • O, To Be Like Me
  • Praise Me! Praise Me!
  • There is None Like Me
  • Let Me Have My Way With Me
  • Have Mine Own Way

This of course plays off of an old list of “honest songs” that has made it around the Internet:

  • A Comfy Mattress Is Our God
  • Above Average is Thy Faithfulness
  • All Hail the Influence of Jesus’ Name
  • Amazing Grace, How Interesting the Sound
  • Be Thou My Hobby
  • Blessed Hunch
  • Blest Be the Tie That Doesn’t Cramp My Style
  • Fill My Spoon, Lord
  • Go Tell It on the Speed Bump
  • God of Taste, and God of Stories
  • He’s Quite a Bit to Me
  • I Lay My Inappropriate Behavior on Jesus
  • I Love to Talk About Telling the Story
  • I Surrender Some
  • I’m Fairly Certain That My Redeemer Lives
  • It Is My Secret What God Can Do
  • Joyful, Joyful, We Kinda Like Thee
  • Just As I Pretend to Be
  • Lift Every Voice and Intellectualize
  • My Faith Looks Around for Thee
  • My Hope is Built on Nothing Much
  • O, God, Our Enabler in Ages Past
  • Oh, for a Couple of Tongues to Sing
  • Oh, How I Like Jesus
  • Pillow of Ages, Fluffed for Me
  • Praise God From Whom All Affirmations Flow
  • Self-Esteem to the World! The Lord is Come
  • Sit Up, Sit Up for Jesus
  • Special, Special, Special
  • Spirit of the Living God, Fall Somewhere Near Me
  • Stick Nearby, It’s Getting Dark Outside
  • Sweet Five Minutes of Prayer
  • Take My Life and Let Me Be
  • There Is Scattered Cloudiness in My Soul Today
  • There Shall Be Sprinkles of Blessings
  • We Are Milling Around in the Light of God
  • We Give Thee but Still Think We Own
  • What an Acquaintance We Have in Jesus
  • When Peace, Like a Trickle
  • When the Saints Go Sneaking In
  • Where He Leads Me, I Will Consider Following

Want to add to the list?